Okay, I’m not sure where to begin with this gem. The massager is in it of itself is quite a vibrator. I can’t believe this is sold in high end stores, it’s so naughty! When I attached the G-spotter, I used it externally and internally and I have to say I didn’t get much out of the internal thing, but WOW externally I loved it. I had a little bit of a situation when I actually had a female ejaculation! I know it’s totally gross, but I always thought female ejaculation was a urban myth, and when I told my friends about it, they were all floored and more importantly, jealous. (Although, one has had this happen to her before, so it was good to swap experiences). The only complaint is when the massager is on high, the G-spotter moves around so you have to hold it in place, but don’t have to worry about it when it’s on low. You will be very happy with either speed!

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As for the Wallbanger - which people should buy just for the name - Best Toy Ever! Took a couple of times to stick in the shower, but it caught on the third try and it was awesome! My water bill is definitely going up. Hands free is the way to be! And unlike the rabbit, this one moves around like the real thing! I’m buying them for all of my girls as Christmas presents. I’ll be a hero.

You guys are like angels…sniff…

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LUBES

When it comes to using sexual toys, it is a good idea to use a little extra lube, even if you lubricate naturally (chaffing just isn’t pretty). If you are using toys for anal play, be sure to use lube since you do not self-lubricate in that particular area. We suggest a silicone or petroleum-based lube;these last longer and the thicker consistency makes penetration easier.

Important tip: petroleum-based lubes, like Vaseline, eat away at any latex-based product, including condoms and diaphragms.

Water-based lube: This is probably the best and most popular all-around lubricant. It doesn’t stain, it is easy to clean up, and it works well with silicone and latex toys and products. The drawbacks are that it tends to dry up more easily than a silicone-based lubricant and the glycerin can cause yeast infections in women who are prone to them. We recommend Astroglide and System Jo Women Glycerin-Free.

If you feel like trying something different, consider warming and flavored lubes. We recommend Astroglide Warming and WET Flavored Lubes.

Silicone-based lube: This thicker lube is waterproof so it is great to use in the shower or tub while playing with your waterproof toys. Please keep in mind that this lube might stain so be careful when using it! Because it is waterproof, this lube will only wash away with soap and water.

Important tip: Do not use silicone lubricants with your silicone toys. It will melt and ruin them. We recommend System Jo Women Silicone.

SEX TOYS

Non-Porous

Silicone: These high quality toys will last for years. They are easy to clean and are great because they retain heat and transmit vibrations well. To clean: Silicone dildos and non-battery-operated toys may be boiled for two to three minutes, or washed with soap and water. Never boil silicone toys with electrical components.

Important tip: Do not use silicone lubricants with your silicone toys. It will melt and ruin them.

Pyrex Glass: These high quality works of art are easy to clean and will last forever. They are fun to heat up or cool down in a bowl of warm water or ice. They are easy to clean and are dishwasher safe. To clean: wash with soap and water, or place in dishwasher on the top rack.

Important tip: Do not expose glass toys to extreme temperatures. Please play responsibly!

Porous

Jelly-rubber: Made of a porous material, jelly-rubber cannot be completely disinfected so we recommend using a condom to cover the toy before lubing and using. To clean: wash with soap and water.

Hard Plastic: To clean: wash with soap and water.

Realistics: (a.k.a. Cyberskin, Soft Touch and UltraSkin) The closest thing to skin-to-skin sensation you’ll find in a sex toy. It is a very gentle material, so please be gentle when cleaning it. It is a porous material and cannot be completely disinfected so please use a condom if you plan on sharing. To clean: gently wash with warm water and a mild soap, air-dry, then sprinkle with a small amount of cornstarch (do not use talcum powder or baby powder as these can cause irritation).